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Want a girls night out? Then what are you waiting for? So pick up the phone and dial my number. You know it or did you forget again. I told you to write it on your forehead backwards so every time you go potty it will remind you that I'm Your # 1 Turd and don't sh*t me I'd be lost without you.

Because you are simply wonderful...Happy Birthday to you, Friend!

Birthdays are meant to be spent doing things that are above and beyond...So, go above and beyond with having a fun time! Happy Birthday!

Your birthday is today. Being 18 is the best reason ever to get a good party started! Happy Birthday!

Daughter, I love...the way that your smile twinkles, the way you laugh with such delight, the way you love me back, the way you care for other's plights, the way you are always saying how glad you are to be...my daughter; but, honestly dear, the one that's glad is me! Happy Birthday!

Embrace the new year that your birthday brings. It's all about you. May it be full of your favorite things! Happy Birthday, Nephew

They're starting a whole new category of cool for you, 10-year-old. You're no longer just 10...you're a Ten-ager! Happy Birthday!

Figuring out someone's age is easy...unless you stink in math like me. Happy Birthday, however old you are!

Can we get a wave going in here?! Can we get a "Hip Hip Hooray"? Can we say, "Get this birthday party started right?!" Now, that's how you have a great birthday! Happy Birthday, Cousin!

We can't pick our family, but if I could, I would have picked you. Aunt, you are wonderful, sincere, kind, and unique. That's you! Happy Birthday!

You have some decisions to make now that you are 10. Let the candle blowing, cake eating, and gift opening begin! Happy Birthday and may all of your big decision wishes come true!

What you give to others can't really be put into words. It's a feeling so deep and warm that only that person can understand. It's a gift that you have gotten from God...the gift of kindness and love. You are blessed! Happy Birthday!

Your Puppy is waiting to eat your Birthday cake, blow the candles and cut the cake. Woof Woof. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You are the best friend ever from A to Z. Yes, you are Amazing and all those great things I would call you until I got to Zany! Happy Birthday!

Everybody wants to look and feel young. You have done everything that you can...but, it's so sad....it just didn't work. Very valiant effort though!

I have been greatly blessed by having you for a son. I have been greatly blessed through the love that you have shown me. It all started on your birthday and today we keep that celebration for you and your life going on! Happy Birthday, Son!

Great-Granddaughter Wishing you a day touched with gentle beauty and warmed with joy and love. Happy Birthday

I'm not really hungry. If I could just get a little bit of your love, I will be totally full. Happy Birthday!

65 Rocks!! You get better with every turn. Keep calm you're SIXTY FIVE only. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Being 2 cute is just what you do. It comes really natural to someone turning 2 like you! Happy Birthday!

Hope your birthday is a dress twirlin' good time! Happy Birthday!

You are absolutely gorgeous, sophisticated, and beautiful. You radiate awesomeness! Happy Birthday!

Godson, you are a blessing to me. May your birthday always resonate in my heart and be a celebration of you! I love you! Happy Birthday!

They say St. Patrick was a holy dude and was totally revered as a saint ...Though your birthday is on his day, holy and saintly you ain't!!

Time to let it go. Childhood behind you...teenage years, here you come! Celebrate big! Happy Birthday, 13-year-old!

It's Double Bonanza! Double the joy, double the love, double the hugs. Wish you both a very joyful life. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It’s your special day, my playful pal! Thank you for always brightening my day with your wagging tail and happy barks. Happy birthday! May your day be filled with fun and treats!

I'm sending these birthday wishes especially to you. Sister-in-Law, you mean a lot to me. Yes, you do! Happy Birthday!

Our little moments of togetherness seem to make the big mad world around us come to a complete stop. I just love that about us! Happy Birthday!

Birthday wishes are never "out"....Like great friends, they are classic! Happy Birthday!

You have got loads of intelligence, a beautiful smile, and talent pouring out of you! Feel free to thank me at any time. Happy Birthday, Daughter!

A birthday for baby as the little one turns 1. There's so much to celebrate, so, let's all have a ton of fun! Happy Birthday!

You look great, Sister-in-Law! You do so much in your life. You're always on the go, and yet you still seem to keep yourself up and still brighten the lives of those around you. Happy Birthday!

You are the man! May your hands be filled with the things that make life great...a drink and...anything else that will make you happy! Happy Birthday!

To a Loved-a-Lot Granddaughter Hope you have a PRINCESS-PURRFECT Birthday! XOXO

A birthday is even better when it has some "kick" to it!

Shabang! Whoopdee Dooo! OMG! It's your birthday!

"Happy Birthday, DAUGHTER" From the guy who's always loved YOU "You've been a sweetheart all of your life--from the moment I first saw your beautiful baby face, through all your growing-up years... to the woman you are today. As your dad, I've loved the sweet and sassy ages, the awkward and awesome ages, and all the stages in between." "There have been many times when I thought I couldn't love you more, but then you'd prove me wrong by coming along with more charm, more confidence, more tenderness... and my love for you just kept growing. You're a part of my heart-- always have been. Always will be."

Hope good things bloom for you all day long.Happy Birthday

Good times are always sure to roll with you for a buddy. Happy Birthday from your favorite friend and your best dog.

Woof woof! It’s your birthday, buddy! Here’s to another year of wagging tails, long walks, and unforgettable adventures. Enjoy your special day!

You add a special brightness to our family and to our lives. Happy Birthday, Sister-in-Law!

Some kind of way, your problems start to flatten out and things seem a lot lighter on you...much like your boobies. Happy 40th Birthday!

I hate to do this, but somebody has to put their foot down. I will not take "NO" for an answer either. No chores for you today! I know it feels weird, but it was just something I had to do. Happy Birthday, Mom!

What's that I spy floating around in the sea? It's a special birthday gift for a one-derful baby. Happy 1st Birthday!

I am always thinking of you, Sister. We have had such a wonderful life together and you are truly a huge part of me. If it were not for you, I would not be who I am today. You take being a sister to new heights! Happy Birthday!

All things that glitter can make you smile! May your birthday be a day filled with beautiful sparkly things!

Your birthday will be moment after moment of great and happy times. Happy Birthday to you to a girl that's sweet and kind.

If sons came packaged, they would need to be really cool, gorgeous, kind, and sweet...all tucked into a nice little gift. Hey, that's you! Happy Birthday, Son!

How lucky you are, you were born on St. Patrick's Day, Everybody is celebrating this day, wish you a very very special St. Patrick's Day Birthday.

Burning Hot Love! Let's make it happen! Happy Birthday!

Hope your birthday is bursting at the seams with great friends, great moments, and great gifts!

Everybody always says that you are so sweet. It's alright that they don't say that about me. I will just accept being called "Perfect Goddess". It's a humble little title, but I like it. Happy Birthday, Sweetie!

Everybody loves you, but I love you more. I am wishing you the biggest, most happy birthday. May it be better than ever before!

Birthdays are for wishes, fun, hugs, and kisses. May you have all of that and more!

Uncles like you make life so magical. You just have your own special "uncle magic" that you work! Happy Birthday!

A great party and a great buddy make for an even greater birthday! Let's have a blast!

May your life be surrounded by good and perfect people, and good and perfect things...especially on this special day. Happy Birthday!

Grandfathers are wonderful. Grandfathers are kind. Grandfathers are special and I'm happy you are mine! Happy Birthday!

Great people, plenty of down time, happy moments, and nothing stressful on the agenda....that's the birthday that I wish for you! Have a fantastic day!