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  • Someone people have noticed that you are one of the most exciting and vibrant workers here. To celebrate your birthday, the powers that be have ordered...a drug test, just for you.

  • It could be worse. This card could say, "Happy 50th Birthday" and have your name on it. Be glad that you're only the big 3-0. Keeping it in perspective can make your birthday even happier!!!

  • You may not need us to do your laundry anymore. You may not need us to make your bed or cut your hair. You may not need us to do a lot of the little things that we have always done, but we hope you never stop needing us to love you and be there...when you finally need us! We're always there for you. Happy Birthday, Son!

  • I just want you to get all of the stuff that you want for your birthday. Niece, I'm going to wish it and you do the same! Happy Birthday!

  • I sure do wish that I could have seen you face when you opened this card. Being with you would have been the best way to wish you a Happy Birthday!

  • Who could be so lucky as to get a grandchild like yours truly?? Why, you of course! Happy Birthday, Grandpa!

  • Aloha, Birthday Boy! I hope that you have a day that will make the Tiki gods jealous! Happy Birthday!

  • Blessings are coming your way. Just open up your heart and mind to receive them! Happy Birthday, Daughter!

  • God can do anything He wants to do. He made you so wonderful and special. Many wish they are like you but they're not and can't be. He made you one in a million. And nobody can say anything because....HE'S GOD!! Happy Birthday!

  • May your best wishes and dreams come true today! Happy Birthday!

  • Grandma, just thinking about you brings happy, wonderful thoughts to my mind and warm and fuzzies to my heart! Happy Birthday!

  • At some point, our sisterhood took a turn for our good and we became more than sisters....We became friends! Happy Birthday!

  • You are unique, special, and one of God's perfect creations. You are a blessing to me. Happy Birthday!

  • Nobody has the right to ask you how old you are. However, if they ask me...I'm gonna let them know.

  • Happy Birthday to our pride and joy.

  • I have so many wonderful women in my life. You are definitely one of them. I appreciate all that you do and love you dearly. Happy Birthday to you, Aunt

  • Our friendship will stand the test of time. It will outshine the stars, outbeam the sun, and still go strong when clueless dudes figure us out! Happy Birthday!

  • Hope you like this original song that I've composed for you: Getting old, getting old, that is what you are. Getting old, getting old, hardy har har! (Hey, isn't it totally you!?!)

  • I hope your "bee" day is the buzziest ever!

  • May you be Queen of the Day. You deserve a happy birthday!

  • Today's your birthday, Granddaughter-- But the family's been celebrating since the day you were born. Happy Birthday With Love

  • They say kids can make you have many hair raising experiences. Since yours seems to have fallen out, I think I might not be doing my job as effectively as I can! Happy Birthday!

  • Life you will learn to take the good with the bad. It's good that it's your birthday! It's bad that this card is totally empty. Happy 18th Birthday!

  • You don't even know what you mean to me. Your smile, your little giggles just make me so happy. Today, you are 1 and it's a special day too. Happy Birthday To Amazing Little You!

  • Birthday party coming your way. Gobs of birthday fun for you today!

  • 1-2-3! Blow out the candles that you see! 4-5-6! Don't forget to make a wish!

  • Happy birthday, fur baby! You bring so much happiness into our lives, and we’re grateful for every snuggle and playful moment. Have a woof-tastic day filled with treats and belly rubs!

  • You had to be born. The world just needed to have someone extra special to make life better for the rest of us! Happy Birthday!

  • You are a blessing to our family, Son-in-Law. May your birthday be as marvelous as you are! Happy Birthday!

  • 40 is like bankruptcy. Boobs...gone. Waist...gone. Neck...gone. You may feel like you have to rebuild yourself after you lose everything. Happy 40th Birthday!

  • Can we get a wave going in here?! Can we get a "Hip Hip Hooray"? Can we say, "Get this birthday party started right?!" Now, that's how you have a great birthday! Happy Birthday, Cousin!

  • Your birthday is about you and all of the wonderful things that you have done in your life. What a great life you have lived! Happy Birthday!

  • It's your birthday, have everything your way!

  • Being cool is hard work for kids...like...us! Happy Birthday!

  • They're creep...they're crawly...they're coming after you. They're the birthday creatures from Birthday Island to say, "Happy Birthday To YOU"!

  • Now that you are 50, don't be surprised if those Senior Citizen b-ball leagues try to track you down. Hey, you still got it! Happy Birthday, Sport!

  • May your birthday be the most awesome day that you have ever had!

  • May God's grace surround you, direct you, and help you to live your life according to His will on your birthday and everyday! Happy Birthday, Niece

  • Life is about more than just age and staying trim. It's about staying happy and spending time with all of your friends! Happy Birthday!

  • On your 30th birthday...20s are over and 30 describes you, it's true. But for every 30 that's sad 20s over, is a 40 year old who wish they were you! Happy Birthday!

  • Hope your birthday is piled high with all of the greatest stuff on the planet!

  • Wishing a very happy birthday to a coach who not only trains us physically but also instills important values like discipline, teamwork, and perseveranceYour impact extends beyond the fieldEnjoy your special day!

  • Nobody can tell you what an ideal 60-year-old is like...especially if they're some young, know-nothing! Make 60 all about you!

  • I'm sure your birthday will be a blast...with having fireworks exploding all over the country and all! Happy 4th of July Birthday!!

  • Today, I am celebrating who you are to me and our family. Today, I want to recognize all that you do and how you help us to be the best that we can be. You are loved, Stepmother!

  • May 16 bring hopes and dreams and a belief you can accomplish anything. May 16 bring you laughter and cheer for a happy birthday and an even happier year!

  • The best...the coolest...the most awesome...That's how I hope your birthday is for you! Happy Birthday, Grandson!

  • You always let me borrow a dollar when I needed to buy junk. You always let me borrow your hair clippies when I needed to look cute. You always made me eat your Brussels sprouts when I hated them too. Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad! Happy Birthday, Sister!

  • Put a Kung Fu grip on the birthday fun and be sure not to let go!

  • I sure wish everything that was 70 years old was as great as you! Happy Birthday!

  • My birthday wishes for you are simple and true. I wish you excitement, adventure, and great times. I wish you a day just for you! Happy Birthday!

  • AHHH! He's here! Happy Birthday, Birthday Boy! Who'd you think it was?? A big hideous monster or something???

  • The happy times are just beginning and this day is just for you. It's a birthday and a Valentine, better than one reason to celebrate, you've been given two! Happy Valentine's Birthday!

  • My relationship with you is so much more than I ever knew it would be. You are a wonderful person and the perfect stepmother for me! Happy Birthday!

  • Do a lot of new stuff. Try not to get into any trouble. It's your birthday...enjoy!

  • You are the champion! You are the world's greatest! You are MY GRANDSON!! I'm so proud to call you that! Happy Birthday!

  • "Happy Birthday, Great-Granddaughter!" "Hope you have a positively purr-r-fect day!"

  • Because you're the nucleus of our family, all love centers around you! Happy Birthday, Grandma!

  • I made a special effort to ensure that your birthday would not be forgotten. I wrote it down....but I can't remember when, where, or on what. Sorry I missed your birthday!

  • Everybody make way...birthday coming through...Here's wishing that yours take the cake too! Happy Birthday


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