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Everyone has really high expectations for 18 year olds. First off, you must act, dress, and sound like an adult all of the time....HAHAHA! This is one expectation that's "highly" unlikely to be met! Happy Birthday!

May your birthday be great from the beginning to the end. I hope you have a fun time with your family and friends. Happy 2nd Birthday!

God knew what He was doing when He made you. He knew that the world needed someone uniquely wonderful and infectiously kind. You are so blessed! Happy Birthday!!

If a robot could wish you a "Happy Birthday" it would probably sound like this, "Whizz Whuzz Uzzz Luzzz To You!" Happy 5th Birthday from your favorite Silly Robot!

I hope that your birthday is absolutely brimming with fabulous things, special moments, and all of life's most indulgent pleasures! Happy Birthday, Stepmother!

I hate to say this, but...You are REALLY old!

May your day be as good as it gets! Happy Birthday, Friend!

You always give the best hugs. You know just what to do. So, today I'm sending the biggest hug ever especially to you! Happy Birthday, Grandma!

If I gave you a candle for all of your great qualities and for all that you do, we would need a busload of cakes just to hold all of those candles! Happy Birthday, Niece!

How you became my friend, I don't know. It just seemed to happen. But regardless of how, I'm glad that you did. I love you more than I can say. Happy Birthday, Daughter!

A world of excitement is waiting for you to uncover it! Make this birthday, the greatest one ever! Happy Birthday, Nephew!

Our family has that special something& You, Granddaughter! Happy Birthday

No worries...it's all there....a little flatter, a little lower, a little saggier...but, you betcha, it's there! Happy 50th Birthday!

I wish that I could say that you were a wonderful gift to me. But, I couldn't honestly say that. I would say, an interesting surprise, or a change of life event, or just that person they brought home. Anyway, I'm glad I got you...I think. Happy Birthday!

Some things only a real woman can do. So, for your birthday, be sure to show off your real woman assets. Due to "real woman" sagging, an underwire or Miracle bra may be required!

Your birthday should be one of the happiest days of your life. It's a celebration of you and what you mean to all of those around you. I know that I can speak for many when I say, I Love You and Wish You Happiness This Day and Always!

I thank God everyday for allowing you to be born just so that you could grow up to marry a man like me. You are the most beautiful blessing that I've ever received! Happy Birthday!

You are the best thing in my life. I love you. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, to the rootinest, tootiness gal on the planet! This is an official "TEX" to celebrate your day!

For the woman I married: Forever you. Happy Birthday!

It's been some years since we were graced with your presence. You've gotten more wonderful with each year! Happy Birthday!

Every meeting has had a fun theme...none of which was the novel that everyone was supposed to have read! Let's go out and take the fun to higher "intellectual" heights on your birthday. Can you say, GIRLS NIGHT OUT!

The connection that I feel to you is one that goes to the core of who you are and who I am. It's felt and is personified through dance and friendship. Happy Birthday!

Birthdays are like a sweet frozen moment in time to be savored and enjoyed. They're a lot like daiquiris! Have a super fun and happy birthday!

Your birthday is the perfect time to do some real wheelin' and dealin'. Unlike most people, wheelin' and dealin' of, of course, your "norm". Happy Birthday, Anyway!

Some things get more valuable with age. So, at this rate, you're value must have at least quadrupled! Happy 60th Birthday!

World's Best Birthday? Granted.

My birthday wishes for you are simple and true. I wish you excitement, adventure, and great times. I wish you a day just for you! Happy Birthday!

It's super fun when you become 1! Happy Birthday To You!

I believe we are a matched pair....perfect for one another...tailored for love and a happy life together. Happy Birthday!

May your bash be the boomingest! Happy Birthday!

A great party and a great buddy make for an even greater birthday! Let's have a blast!

Shaking a groove thing takes on a whole different meaning when your hand is doing the shaking for a hot male stripper!

I don't say it everyday, but, "I love you". I don't say it everyday, but, "You mean the world to me." I don't say it everyday, but I'm saying it now, on this special day. Happy Birthday, Mother!

Should I have the red or white with a whole package of snickerdoodles? Hey, I think either would be perfect! Happy Birthday!

You taught me well. I understand that there is time for being quiet and a time for being loud. YOU'RE THE BEST MOM EVER!!!! I think this was the right time for that. Happy Birthday, Mom!

Especially for you on your Valentine's Birthday!

An Owner's Guide To A Happy Birthday Written By A Cat You Love...Put on a silly party hat. Lick all the icing off the cake. Meow really loudly every time someone gives you a gift! If it's yarn...have a ball!!

Inside each friend is a special kind of wonderful! Happy Birthday, Friend!

Your birthday is an extra special day and but my hope is for a year that is full of extraordinary things and terrific days! Happy Birthday!

On your 11th Birthday, bigger the cake, more the candles, bigger the wish. Wish you a wonderful 11th Birthday.

Make your birthday a sunshiny one!

Birthday wishes for a super day that is maxed out with smiles, buddies, and the best time of your life!

Nobody can ever deny that you are a super friend. Nobody! Happy Birthday!

It's Your Big Day, Granddaughter! Birthdays celebrate the very day that you were born, it's fun to count the years since you were small. And every day between them, you are loved so very much perhaps we should just celebrate them all! Happy, Happy Birthday to You!

You always shared life's most important lessons with me. Remember this one: Shopping is like breathing. You should do it everyday! Happy Birthday, Mom!

Because it's your birthday, I hope that you have all of the fantastic days that can fill your day and your year!

The gift of finding someone who can understand me and my faith is a great blessing. My prayer of thanks is to God for sending someone like you in my life. Happy Birthday!

Knowing you has been one of the most impactful relationships of my life. You're great! By the way...that was your gift. OK...Now back to your regularly scheduled program of sarcasm and teasing! Happy Birthday!

Someone people have noticed that you are one of the most exciting and vibrant workers here. To celebrate your birthday, the powers that be have ordered...a drug test, just for you.

You are someone that I can lean on. You are someone I can trust. You are someone extra special to me. Auntie, I love you so much! Happy Birthday!

You are busy. So am I. That doesn't mean that we don't love each other. It just means that we have to do all that we can to keep our bond strong. So, I'm sending this card with a hug and tons of love! Happy Birthday, Cousin!

Between all of the special "moments" of our lives...Remember these: Stop! You're a booger! Your hair stinks! There were always even more precious moments...Remember these: You look great! Thank you for helping me out. I love you, Sis! Life with you has been absolutely perfect and I'm glad you're my sister. Happy Birthday!

As far as sons go...You're truly world class! Happy birthday!

I could say so much more about you being a fantastic dad. But I'll limit my words to this card, but I will say...You're Totally Rad!! Happy Birthday!

For you, Niece...the sky's the limit! Happy Birthday!

They'll never get it out of me....your age...or mine! It's not easy being one of the most gorgeous and admired "older" goddesses to walk the earth. Happy Birthday!

Your birthday may have come and gone, but I hope the happiness lasts the whole year long. Happy Belated Birthday!

Happy Birthday to our pride and joy.

May you continue to bring beauty and grace to each and every day. May you continue to bring a happy and jovial spirit, too. May you continue to share birthday after birthday with your friends and family, because we will never forget to celebrate YOU! Happy Birthday!