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Want a girls night out? Then what are you waiting for? So pick up the phone and dial my number. You know it or did you forget again. I told you to write it on your forehead backwards so every time you go potty it will remind you that I'm Your # 1 Turd and don't sh*t me I'd be lost without you.
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Every meeting has had a fun theme...none of which was the novel that everyone was supposed to have read! Let's go out and take the fun to higher "intellectual" heights on your birthday. Can you say, GIRLS NIGHT OUT!
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You are so confident and you are so not fake...unless we discuss the super long eyelashes, butt length weave, and green contacts! Girl, you are just so real! Happy Birthday!
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I love that I can be myself around you. Everyone else just wants me to act my age! Here's to giggles, party hats, and silly games! Happy Birthday!
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May your birthday includes loads of happiness, an abundance of love, and a separate house just for your shoes! Prioritize as you see fit.
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Just so you know, you didn't actually "see" me eating the cake that I had stuffed in my mouth. You can't prove a thing! Happy Birthday!
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Everybody ages. Growing up, however, is a personal choice!
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Today, you should demand some solitary potty time. I mean, your birthday would be the best time to try this out!
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Who say's we are old? Obviously, they didn't know that last year was the year for that...this year, we're just BETTER! Happy Birthday!
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On your birthday, I decided that the best way to celebrate was to get some shopping in! I'm loving this whole birthday thing already!
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A calm and serene birthday is one that inspires you to sit and bask in a glorious sunrise. Happy beautiful birthday!
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Healing the planet and that a funky designer bag. Birthdays are about getting the things that you want most in this world!
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It's your birthday, have everything your way!
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To the skinniest chick on the freakin planet, I hope you have a wonderful birthday! Of course, I say that with the warmest of sentiments.
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Shaking a groove thing takes on a whole different meaning when your hand is doing the shaking for a hot male stripper!
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