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There's always that friend or family member who you love to joke around with and you should make no exception on their birthday. Make sure to send one of these jokes about aging messages when they have their birthday to make them literally laugh out loud. These jokes about aging birthday wishes are not just funny but a good way to wish them a happy birthday as well. Jokes about aging quotes will have them smiling and enjoying their birthday even more thanks to you remembering and sending it right to their phone or their inbox right from this site!
There's nothing that you can do about aging. Just go with the flow and let the wrinkles have their reign.
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Everybody will have birthdays. That's life. The secret to life is how to have those birthdays without looking like an old hag. Good luck!
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Your figure is what it is. You can't just "up" and change it. Well, you can suck it up, but that will only temporary distort it.
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Past Birthdays Past: Let's do this! Party! Party! Present Birthday: Uh...dinner is fine as long as I can be in before dark. Based on this information, future birthdays are not looking so great.
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OK...in all honesty, you are definitely not just starting to get old. You've been getting old for some time now.
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If age is any indication of how successful you are in life...you must be on the pinnacle of world domination! Happy Birthday!
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There is not enough room on the cake for all of those candles. Can't we just light one and call it a day?
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They say that we have to get the party started "right". If that means me taking off my PJs and leaving my house, then...forget about it. Ice cream and cake on my sofa...You game?
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Just yesterday you were a hottie. Now, that you're older, things seem to be fizzling out. Happy Birthday!
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With age, you're supposed to get better, wiser, and a bunch of other great things. Do you feel yourself getting better, wiser, and all of those other great things? No. Didn't think so. Happy Birthday on getting just plain old.
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Huff! Puff! Huff, Huff! Puff, Puff! Nope...still not done! You have plenty of candles to still blow out! Happy Birthday!
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Who says you're getting old? I have always believed that "old" was and always will be way older than whatever age that I am! Think the same way and you'll NEVER be old!
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I would definitely say that you and I are really looking young....when people look from that perfect angle, with the most perfect lighting, and from the farthest distance. Happy Birthday!
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Birthdays just seem to pop up. Don't let it scare you. I know how old people can be easily startled.
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As you get older, you, apparently, start thinking of ways that medical science can make improvements on you. It's amazing that you would want to be an "old guinea pig" instead of just being "old"! Happy Birthday!
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